http://anerdoccurrence.com/2011/09/11/ten-things-i-learned-about-football-today-a-nerds-perspective/ I lol'd..
If you do not take my little American flag, you are a terrorist! I will hunt you down and kill you like what they did to Osama!
"This might be city-specific, but watching football with Browns fans is like playing peek-a-boo with a baby. Doesn’t matter how many times the same thing happens, they’re surprised every time. Poor, poor Browns fans." All too true though if the browns ever do make it to the superbowl the classic "Browns to the superbowl" (Pooping reference) line will lose its gusto
My biggest gripe has always been the bathrooms. That's it. If my seat was a toilet I would be at every game. Something for them to think about. Lost revenue there I think, and all you had to do was add toilets to the chairs. Simple.